Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020

Poke

When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.

1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"

2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

by Chilly April 17, 2015

Poke

The meaning of poke is stabbing someone but not shoving the knife fully in

You ready to poke em

by Zlow August 22, 2022

Poke

It's a slang used in parts of America and the murder and drug capital of Canada (Winnipeg) and referred to being stabbed or dabbed

Hey man I don't care if you do that shit jus no rigs man I'll give you a poke

by Daoldjunkieondatconer May 10, 2019

Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 24, 2017