by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
Get the A Poke and a Prayermug. Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.
(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)
Stay safe.
(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)
Stay safe.
Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"
Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"
Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
by Elevated mind January 7, 2023
Get the Pokedmug. by Bella_isgay June 24, 2022
Get the Pokemug. the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.
friend 1: "this is hard"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
by uvtan October 10, 2013
Get the joke-pokemug. something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.
Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.
It is similar to "owned"
It is similar to "owned"
by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010
Get the Poking on the flymug. "I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016
Get the Coke and Pokemug. "Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
Get the Poking The Bearmug.