Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.

When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!

by Bezos said so April 29, 2021

pamino

A guy who’s from New Jersey and makes the best fucking pasta out there. Be their friend if you like your life as they have a strong connection with the mob. Or don’t, up to you

Hey make sure you pay Pamino back, or else it’s off with your kneecaps

by Pamino_lover May 21, 2021

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Perminion

The male nipple is called a perminion.

“Hey man put on your jersey your perminion is showing”

by Pantywearer August 7, 2021

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021

Palming

To steal or cuff (hide an item with slight of hand)

The security didn't see me palming shit when I walked out the door.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Palmin’

Getting great results.

Our company has reached the annual revenue goal, so we are palmin’ this weekend.

by cndboyyyy September 16, 2021