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Hoser Poser

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser
You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!
by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004
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pluse

refer to an individual as pluse is to say that there pussy (vagina) is loose.
1: That hoe over the is pluse as FUCK.
2: I know, I smashed last night, bitch ain't got no walls!
by Insane, SonicTheBadass December 8, 2013
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poser

I am a poser for a nice magazine.
by Blaze April 2, 2003
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pause

1) Used to stop yourself after you realize that you've made an error while speaking. You then continue after the pause.

2) Can also be used by a male or female to stop themselves after they've said a homo sounding comment.
1. I just saw Jen (standing next to me) pause...I mean Karen at the store.

2. Yo he is madd big. Pause. I mean big as in tall.
by KimJ2010 April 21, 2007
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poser

I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are!!!! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.
Angela*: omg rock is the best!

me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!

Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.

i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.

*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate
by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 28, 2006
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poser

a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".

Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.

Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.

A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:

Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.
Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.

random punk person:"eh"

Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"

random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"
by popodopolus May 13, 2006
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swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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