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Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.
(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.
by JashHash July 19, 2018
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Plan

The P word, the worst worst anyone can possibly say. the use of this word is absolutely forbidden especially on an action wednesday.
we should plan out where we are gonna go on this upcoming action wednesday
by egobby September 30, 2023
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Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
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Business-Plan

That's a so fucking cool thing. Your idea can be famous for nothing. You can fucking open a porn-site and the teacher won't say nothing. That's the fucking best idea in the fucking planet.

Like I said that's so good that will blow your mind.
Business-Plan is the best thing ever created
by Bebesmebe March 3, 2020
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The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep
Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"
by Simmypoo May 17, 2025
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Ghost Plans

Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen
Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)
by Wykyd1 May 31, 2018
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