Patty

A mother who leaves her kids alone to go out and drink cheap drinks at a club and pretend people like her. She is a gold digger, and usually is sporting muffin tops in her 2nd hand jeans.

"Oh, I saw a patty at the club last night, where are her kids? Its a school night. And check out those stretch mark laden muffin tops!" She is such a patty.

by SnuffySnuff April 28, 2010

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

Patty-Polar

Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.

Donovan talks like a possessed demon because she is Patty-polar.

by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007

Platyplasty

A form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his dick and a beaver tail to his balls.

Celeste: "Hey Cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night"

Cody: "Yea sorry about the tail-to-your-testicles incident"

by Perry the Platypus March 7, 2009

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Kink patty

A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty

Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?

by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015

Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

by Bre and someone November 7, 2009