Your face on a plate

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

Throw the plate

When someone tries to feed you a whole bunch of bullshit so you have to throw the plate it was served on.
Call someone out on their bullshit lies.

She tried to tell me she had never talked shit so I had to throw the plate on her bullshit.

by Jessitheboar May 24, 2014

Plastered

A sincere and beautiful girl, who has found love. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. This person will never leave the person they love.

That girl is so plastered for him

by yoyoyo1984 June 11, 2014

plaberific

That movement created when humping a live pie.

"Oohh look that guy is plaberifically humpng that pie.

by git January 16, 2003

Plate

when J.J. bobo's in his pants....and it begins to form a hardened armour plate....

"we had to use a crane to lift the plate pile out of the basement."

by McMurdle November 15, 2003

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Man Plate

A Napkin or paper towel that men eat off of when they don't want to dirty a dish.

Wife- What are you doing?

Husband- I didn't want to dirty a plate so I grabbed a man plate for my pizza.
Wife-8\

by SamSquanch21 November 26, 2009