a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
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Get the Petros mug.Random character from the anime, "Excel Saga" Pedro moved from his home country (presumed Mexico) to make money in Japan. He works at a construction site, where a fire breaks out and poor Pedro dies. He is revived by the "Great Will of the Macrocasm" but remains a ghost. Pedro travels to his home country to convice his sexy wife and Sandora, his son that he has come back for them by way of a spirit channeler. Pedro's sexy wife kicks him out of the house, and then has an affair with the Great Will. the Great Will is married to "That Man" and he decides Pedro needs to die, by way of drowning him in pudding in Tokyo Bay. The Great Will saves Pedro, and he trains hard to become visable again, and return to his son and sexy wife. When he returns, he learns that his sexy wife had an affair with "Gomez" who really turns out to be "That Man" in disguise. "That Man" steals Pedro's sexy wife and the "Great Will" because they are voiced by the same woman. Another character, Nabeshin shows up and unleshes Pedro and Sandora's true afro power and decide to take on "That Man".
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Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
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