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When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.
Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.
by Goldbagger January 18, 2010
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2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
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Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
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