Brain Trust

A group of smart advisors. Used sarcastically to refer to a bunch of decision makers who are not wise.

The "Brain Trust" was the name given to a group of diverse academics who served as advisers to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the early period of his tenure. The group acted as an informal Cabinet and was first suggested in March 1932 by Roosevelt's legal counsel Samuel Rosenman.

Joes Smith looks at his teenage boys doting over their unexploded fireworks, thinking this brain trust doesn't bode well for the future of his businnes.

by bariot October 10, 2007

Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

Brain Worm

A theoretical condition where someone acts irrational or delusional in public or on the internet.

Jimmy believes that the birds aren’t real. He suffers from brain worm.

by The wingwang man May 6, 2023

brain diarhoea

shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.

shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.

X:"dude, finished studying?"
Y:"uhh... brain diarhoea..."

by soul13 May 11, 2008

brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

Brain Melt

A state of pure bliss.

Downtown makes my brain melt :)
(Being downtown puts me in a state of pure bliss)

by Akwarzart January 4, 2022

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014