my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 11, 2021

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

my maths

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work

Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths

by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

my bestest

Someone who's better than the person you'd call the "best". This person however is the bestest out of all of them.

She's my bestest
That girl over there?That's my bestest!

by gdogxo February 18, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018