Peter North

a narcissistic male pornstar who likes his face to be in 52% of his films so when guys are jacking off to the chicks being fucked, the camera fades to his face.

"Peter" is slang for "Penis",
"North" can refer to the upper regions of the human body e.g. the head,
what I'm getting at, is that he's a dickhead

by anonymous June 6, 2004

North Face

1) noun: the state of having an unusually voluminous amount of semen on the face similarly to the amount ejaculated by the great Peter North.

"Brittney Spears kept her face warm in the winter with a nice North Face."

by Andonyjorie August 28, 2007

Middletown High School North

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.

Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."

by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009

North Platte

North Platte is the shittiest town in Nebraska. While being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across America. Named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be Twin Platte, or even just Platte. Many people traveling along I-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. Don't fall into the trap of living in North Platte.

"Man, are you retarded or something?"

"No, I is from North Platte"

by Guitar_player05 February 27, 2009

North Georgia College and State University.

A military college which produces cadets who are known to be masters of the political bullshit that goes on in the Army, but lack any scholastic ability.

My cousin Joe couldn't get into West Point, so he decided to try his luck at North Georgia College and State University.

by Nojita December 12, 2008

north adams

(n) small city in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, known for its gothic decrepit nature, its state college, its proximity to the Berkshires and the MassMoCa Art Museum, and, surprisingly, home to a top Hollywood SFX company.

North Adams is a strange place.

by KazamaSmokers April 8, 2005

North Haven Middle School

A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.

"Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?"
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."

by trickster246 February 18, 2012