The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.
Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019
Get the Friend zonemug. by DarthKirby September 30, 2019
Get the Strike Zonemug. When your feelings for someone are purely sexual nothing less and nothing more you two purely enjoy the sex out of each other but can't relate outside the bedroom so you two are compatible inside the bedroom but outside the bedroom you 2 are incompatible.
With this hoe I am definitely in the eros zone we have the most phenomenal through the roof awesome sex which I love to moon and back but we argue about the dumbest stuff like what clothes should I wear during quarantine or what video games are the coolest or literally anything.
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
Get the eros zonemug. When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.
by Treeboi April 20, 2020
Get the Bro-zonedmug. When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.
“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”
by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019
Get the The Speed Zonemug. When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
Get the Dark Zoningmug. A close/best friend that still loves you, but no longer needs you for support, entertainment, guidance, affection, etc., and gradually stops involving you in their life/seeking you out in the same way or for the same reasons.
They still love you and will still answer/respond at the same rate when you reach out to them, but will no longer contact you on their own unless it's a special occasion, an emergency, or they need something specific.
Much like how children and young adults stop wanting to spend time with their parents and would rather spend time with their friends instead.
Being parent-zoned means you've essentially been replaced as a friend but without any malice or loss of love / emotional importance.
They still love you and will still answer/respond at the same rate when you reach out to them, but will no longer contact you on their own unless it's a special occasion, an emergency, or they need something specific.
Much like how children and young adults stop wanting to spend time with their parents and would rather spend time with their friends instead.
Being parent-zoned means you've essentially been replaced as a friend but without any malice or loss of love / emotional importance.
He still treats me with a lot of love and respect and is always there when I need him, but he doesn't call or text nearly as much as he used to. His personal situation hasn't changed, guess I've just been parent-zoned.
by Linas Hulac July 3, 2023
Get the Parent-Zonedmug.