NerdBow

a strange man who sucks penis

i am nerdbow

by Nutelly February 20, 2019

nerd

a super annoying dumb person who thinks they’re really smart/cool. Said person does not need to be intelligent to be classified as a nerd.

“Jace is bragging about his basics of geometry test score again. What a giant nerd.”
“Shoghi attacks everything and is senile. What a giant nerd.”

by morgorthongon May 5, 2019

nerd hoe

A term used to label a person (often female but could be male) who is academically gifted, but has a terrible personality and terrible appearance to match with it — all while trying to seduce and prey on any single or taken person.

This video game convention after party is full of nerd hoes. Their dull gazes are following me and it’s really making me uncomfortable. Oh wait, are they trying to seduce me from afar? Ew—

by The first nerd hoe April 12, 2019

Nerd Pay

A person who uses a pay app from their mobile phone to complete a purchase transaction.

Customer: "Excuse me, am I able to use Google Pay?"
Man next in line: "NERD PAY"

by TheRandomGamer76 February 24, 2020

nerdedness

The superpower of being extremely skillful at a variety of technical crafts, such as gaming, coding, modding, using apps and helping luddites.

People with nerdedness usually watch sci-fi & Marvel movies, spend immeasurable amounts of time mastering games, upgrading and modding their computers.
They are commonly introverted, highly intelligent, and have an eye for detail.

your nerdedness has really help me get through that game

by BaldGuyKen October 11, 2020

Nerd Osmosis

When a person becomes aware of an aspect of nerd culture by simply interacting with nerd communities.

"This Warhammer 40K thing is pretty crazy, how did you hear about it?"
"I don't know. I play a lot of video games. I guess I picked it up through nerd osmosis"

by Koatam October 14, 2020

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021