Ninja Nug 

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.

"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"

Ninja Nug by Mamao May 29, 2007

Ninja Pubes 

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.

"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"

Ninja Pubes by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

Ninja Opening 

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.

Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.

Ninja Opening by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

Ninja Hangover 

A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.

At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.

Ninja Hangover by chiTNR May 13, 2011

Ninja Pooper 

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.

While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.

Ninja Pooper by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011

Ninja Mask 

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.

While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!

Ninja Mask by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014

ninja pacifier 

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.

"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."

ninja pacifier by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020