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Scat Master Gay

The gayest person in the world he likes it when little boys and girls shit in his mouth. But he might let the odd ball adult or elderly person do it. This is Jon Lecznar of course cuzz no one else on earth enjoys this but him.
Jon your breathe smells like shit still use mouth wash after
by Scat Master Straight May 2, 2005
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Master p

Ok, VERY SIMPLE! A bitch :|
He cant rap.... MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUUUUH!
by Rahim February 26, 2005
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Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
by Ian Chode April 20, 2003
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Mystery Chick

texing your crush from another phone to get information out of them.

i.e - fooling them into thinking you know them on a personal level, even though you are a fictional person.
"YO WHO FEELS LIKE MYSTERY CHICKING TONIGHT?"

"OMG I SO WANT TO MYSTERY CHICK HER!"
by Bripuff February 23, 2010
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mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I had a terrible mystery shit today
by Commander Epic June 19, 2011
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Mysterious Figure

Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
by Wolf Banderson July 26, 2013
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Mysteriologist

Someone who's interested in and investigates mysteries.
He's researching the Bermuda triangle,he's a Mysteriologist
by M.A Saber January 3, 2015
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