pussy morph

an ass hole who only see girls as sex buddies, but pretends to be their friend.

Kaci: Chris visited me during his tour to the US. We had so much fun!! ^^
Lora: When that British charm wears off, you'll see he's just another pussy morph.
Kaci: :*(

by Cake Lynn November 13, 2009

Connor Murphy

This is the name of the most amazing human on the planet! He has brown hair, blue eyes, and the cutest smile ever. He is funny and never fails to make me laugh. He is the love of my life and miss him so very much!

Connor Murphy, If you ever see this, I hope you will be in my life again someday.

by you probably know who this is September 20, 2020

Murphy's Law

How spoiled little fucks interpret the motives of the world around them. always thinking that things HAVE to go right for them all the time(to the point where they can't recognize a blessing if it fucked them in the ass) and when it doesnt, the world all of a sudden turns into a hatefilled monster with a sole purpose to turn said person's life into a hell because he cant stop thinking about how his life sucks because one thing didn't go the way it was supposed to in his little bubble/world. Shit happens, the longer you cry about it, the more it affects you, grow up and take control of your emotions dipshit.

person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.

by Sameer B May 23, 2007

Morphious

A guy who is truly amazing, he always tries to sort peoples problems out and isn't scared to stand out and fight for what he believes in. He falls for a girl easily and when he does he never wants them to leave because he feels he can't live without them. He's loved by everybody and is very down to earth, also quite good at his favorite hobbies. He will never let anybody down and if he does (which is rare) he makes up for it. He makes his girlfriend feel so special and she always wants him to be around because no-one can make her feel as special

See him? That's my boyfriend Morphious and he's perfect

by TamarawrTerror July 23, 2011

murphy's dad

one to say to go to bed at an early hour, probably got cheesed and de-eyebrowd when being gay at sleepovers when younger.

Hey look seth rosenberg feel asleep at 8! lets cheese the gay!

by alizzle polizzle October 26, 2003

mollie murphy

someone with a clinical tony lovato obsession.

after that MEST show last night, i think i could be a mollie murphy.

by jillian March 1, 2004

Corey Murphy

girl who like time traveling midgets, putting ice in peoples pants,commenting on how stupid and annoying people are, making taylor sandwiches, and .........addmitting that jack quinn is way better then her at every thing...

it was a magnifent day, with a light wind that seemed to blow through your very soul, and monsturous clouds that resembled fantastic mountains on the far oof horizan. the sky and water seemed to megerge into one, as the green of the landscpe stood still, almost to brilliant to comprehend...then corey was hit by lighting and the day got that much better...

by slthugggths November 4, 2004