Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

Office Meltdown

Occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circumstances within one's place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. A wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. An office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. Generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.

Josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that Caleb was promoted. Angie was appalled. Steven laughed. Jonas fired him.

by swalt22 December 15, 2011

Marsh-Melon

The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.

When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.

by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019

Anthony Melchiorri

A badass dude. He hosts a TV show and always speaks facts. He doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it.

Person 1: Bro, what do you think of Anthony Melchiorri?
Person 2: Bro, Anthony is one of the real ones.

Person 1: Yeah, he always speaks fax

by Jesus Is A Dick May 30, 2020

Having a mellow one

Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus

"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"

by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

melanie fontana

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

mellophone

the most awesome instrument in marching band. in concert band, the mellophone players are french horn players, which epically pwn anyway, so when they change to mellophone, its just as awesome. people may make fun of them, but its just cause they're jealous.

trumpet player says: haha, stupid mellophones

trumpet player thinks: ahh, i wish i could be a mellophone. they look so cool.

by bandgeek3453 November 28, 2009