Skip to main content

Mcdonalds 

I have mcdonalds
Im going do get mcdondals
Mcdonalds by Subaru Imprezza May 15, 2017

McDonalds 

a place with cold french fries, crushed burgers and good chicken nuggets lead by a predator clown named ronald mcdonald
let goto McDonalds mOm
McDonalds by PoopyTurd August 7, 2019

McDonalds 

a literal shit show of food and other shit like that

most of the time the ice cream machine or something breaks down and I guess people are too lazy to fix it half of the time

the burgers are just sponges

the fires are the only good stuff

chicken nuggets? more like chicken nig-

go eat wendys its a lot better

on and their advertising is a mess
also don't eat the burgers I think they're shit
k bye
I went to Mcdonalds and immediately left cause their food is dogshit
McDonalds by AI_Buni November 16, 2020

The McDonalds 

When you put McDonald's French fries in a girl's pussy and then eat them.
Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.

old mcdonalds 

old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

illumis_mcdonalds

a hot person 😻
A: do you know illumis_mcdonalds
B: yeah I’ve been stalking their page for 50 years