Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004

Monster Poo

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

by Poo Queen April 21, 2010

eat-monster

Term for any American as most Americans are morbidly obese.

I drove by McDonalds and saw the biggest family of eat-monsters in my life.

by guyingso May 17, 2007

poop monster

During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

The "poop monster" has escaped from the cave!

by ILikeToGiz.COM July 8, 2003

vagina monster

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

by cholayy May 8, 2008

Monster Cock

A cock that doesn't exist it only exist by porn editors making the dick look big

Dude 1: Dude that guy has a huge cock
Dude 2: EDITED!

by i'mgonnacutyoubitch17 April 5, 2005

flirt monster

def: someone who flirts alot but mostly with friends for fun or in serious flirting

you are such a flirt monster.

by elyssa July 13, 2004