the milf society

The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.

“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”

by Kool dude October 16, 2017

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

femboy milf

Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.

Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT

by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022

milfin

The most badass person you'll ever meet;
Michelle Zajac!

or it can be used to describe anything that is outrageously amazing.

Damn, that's fucking milfin!

by jenna toles March 19, 2009

MILF

An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."

Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

by RomanP November 8, 2010

screamin milf

After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)

After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...

by milferizer March 14, 2008