Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021

MILF

MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

by xmental_breakdown_69 March 12, 2021

milf

if somebody’s a milf it means they are a “mom i’d like to fuck”
for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up

similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)

girl one: oh my god lorelai gilmore is such a milf
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh

by funkycucumber16 May 4, 2021

the milf society

The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.

“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”

by Kool dude October 16, 2017

Bernadeta Milciute

Very nice

Bernadeta Milciute is good at rapping

by Bitchy bitch butch December 26, 2020

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016