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metrosexual

A man who is nearing middle-aged, moves out from his family into a small (but well decorated) apartment somewhere in the city, wears fancy clothing (esp. fancy scarves and leather shoes), hygiene + style suddenly becomes an issue, he goes to funky sushi bars for dinner and attends jazz concerts every friday night. A hint of gay is included.
Guy 1: Did you hear that John left Sarah and the kids and moved into a small flat in the South End?
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him last week and he invited me to sushi and a jazz concert this friday.
Guy 1: Hmmm, I think he's gone metrosexual
by (v.j.o) March 27, 2008
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metrosexual

Heterosexual male with enough fashion sense to attempt to follow the trends, but not execute them with as much finesse as his homosexual counterparts--or start any of his own.
Friend 1: "Is Richard gay, or metro?"

Friend 2: "Oh, puh-leeze...metro, of course! He's carrying a Louis Vuitton Damier man bag, but using the Monogram wallet!"
by TJB August 28, 2005
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Metrogen

1. a sex hormone that makes guys care more about there looks and feelings of others. metrogen gives them a metrosexaul out look on while the metrogen present in the body.
Guy: your boyfriends a total queer
Girl: Hes not gay! he just has a little metrogen in him
by Ruggles! May 15, 2007
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Metronome

A musical instrument used for practicing instruments like Drums, Piano and other.
I want to use metronome for practice any instrument.
by acdows October 1, 2017
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meiron

Meirons are always drunk. They are raging alcoholics and are know for being a lady's man.

He slays wenches and are often linked to michals

Nicknames often include, Ron, Miri, polks, Bonnie, Noam, the ledge.
Whose that drunk, sexy lady's man?
- must be a Meiron
by Stoner421 August 14, 2015
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Melrose Manors

The heart or the core of Melrose. Located in Broward county, home of the realest niggas
No cap them Melrose Manors boys fadin!
by Todd Gibs September 25, 2018
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Metrosexual

Straight man who spends three times as long in the bathroom primping and preening himself than his female counterpart.

Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.

Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.

Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.

Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
by Wendora January 18, 2004
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