The male version of a whale tail. When a man's thong underware is hiked up so high, his pants are so low, or a combination of both, that you can see what resembles the sea creature's tail.
Dorothy: What is THAT!?!?
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!
by Dorth Vadar February 12, 2008
A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
by CK10 November 04, 2008
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by Kevin Metal July 15, 2008
"i hate this guys music oh my god. anyways just studied this new fungus i found. yea, im kind of a shrigma male myself.
by EggrollWithAShooter July 04, 2021
Some guy who thinks that being turned on by women kissing and grossed out by penises makes him a lesbian, apparently missing the fact that he's male. Male lesbians usually talk about how they're male lesbians all the time and expect actual lesbian/bi women to think this is awesome.
Guy: I'm a male lesbian!
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
by Aster M. September 05, 2005
A person who was born as a female, also known as trans ftm(female to male). Trans males are just as valad as cis males(born male, identifies as male(A.K.A. not trans for those who "don't like the term cis")). They tend to use "He/Him/His" pronouns(Pronouns(for those who "don't use pronouns") are what you use in place of one's name or one's own name to not need to say someone's name all the time.), unlike cis women or trans women who use "She/Her/Hers" pronouns
person one: Hi, my name is insert random name, and I'm a trans male
person two: Hey, I'm insert other random name, I'm a cis male
person one: That's cool, have a nice day
person two: Alrighty, you too
person two: Hey, I'm insert other random name, I'm a cis male
person one: That's cool, have a nice day
person two: Alrighty, you too
by The Sebster 69,420 November 06, 2020