Lookatmelioma

Lookatmelioma is a condition suffered by adults and young adults having been given too many loser's trophies and participation ribbons as children and is frequently accompanied by poor self-esteem/low self-confidence. Symptoms include frequent unabashed celebration of normality, constant posting of non achievements on social media, bragging, poorly executed oneupsmanship, and an inability to recognize their behavior as abnormal. The only known cure is a kick in ass.

"Hey bro, what's up with Paul?"
- "Ha! You haven't blocked him yet? His Lookatmelioma is out of control!"
"Yeah, he needs a kick in the ass."

by SOAG January 9, 2017

Lookatmety

Lookatmety (look-at-me) situation of seeking attention, or for showing off.

She does that just for Lookatmety
That person is lookatmetist (attention seeker).
His lookatmetity is incurable.

The Lookatmetation is a disease among celebrities.

by Buccachie September 14, 2021

Lookafterable

Someone who looks like they can be looked after and babied. Preferably a midget.

You look very lookafterable.

by Gayugh December 4, 2021

Lookametric

Performing a scientific measurement by sight versus by measuring the volume (volumetric) or by measuring the weight (gravimetric).

The new lab tech just calibrated the GC and the curve is really bad because all the dilutions were done on a lookametric basis.

by Beakerboy June 27, 2022

fiona lookalike

Someone with the the appearance of Fiona from shrek

Or

A ugly woman

Ooooo isn't she a fiona lookalike

by Harassarah101 January 20, 2021

Lokazz

Lokazz is a term for a confused and perv male. Often talks about tits, or, as a 'lokazz' calls them, baps.

Something that a 'lokazz' may be heard saying:

"Oh, I love tits, boobs, buzzoms... Massive BAPS!"

by Willzij June 25, 2008

look differential

when you're much more attractive than the person hitting on you

look, you're gonna need to buy me at least seven tequila shots to equalize this look differential.

of course he cheated on her with you, have you checked out the ld?

by brown bag January 26, 2010