Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white

Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*

by roach.baddie September 15, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.

Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”

by Your mom o’clock 126358492717 October 1, 2023

bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting

“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”

by mary a. cole November 3, 2023

candle lighting

The stark opposite of "gas lighting". Convincing someone (without them being in the know) that they (or their ideas) are great or convincing them of something that is ultimately good for them!

Last Tuesday, Sam was candle lighting Carmen on the phone which worked as she wasn't sad after the call :D

by wgrbjbfno334 December 3, 2023

White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.

"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James

by Lil blevins Iover December 9, 2023