keister

keis·ter

Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS

The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!

-- doggrel, circa 1985

by Nelly Scratch December 7, 2006

kristen stewart

a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.

"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"

"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"

"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"

"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"

by doodlebug4 May 26, 2008

Kristovian

Of or related to all things Hardcore. When applied to a person, said person is most likely a Rock Star, and possibly also some kind of sword-wielding mad warrior.

Did you see that shit?! Dude just pumped two slugs into a zombie's face while doing 90 on the highway and injecting coffee straight into his veins!!!

Yeah, I know. Kristovians are like that.

by Doc Horrible October 15, 2011

Kristopher

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Gaynessisfun November 1, 2017

Kristin

A girl that loves trucks

There goes a kristin.

by Hooy November 15, 2014

Kristaps

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.

Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!

by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010

keistering

To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.

by sonomachris September 18, 2006