Kitty Prison

1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.

2. A forced external facepalm.

I caught my girlfriend cheating, so I put that bitch in kitty prison.

by Mr. Dr. Kitty MD November 3, 2012

Pretty Kitty

That one guy at school who's hair is freakishly soft and silky; like a cat's.

"*stroking someone's hair* Pretty Kitty~"

"Stop touching me."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

kitty bop

A phrase used to describe a girl (usually a hoe) that is irrelevant in life. Also can be used to express that you are not worried/scared of that girl.

"I heard yo man cheated on you with Loren"
"Who?"
"Loren"
"Kitty bop."

by RatchetGirlsHaveCivilRights April 20, 2015

kitty water

when mouth waters at the mention of dick 💦

I’m starting to get a bad case of kitty water

by anonymous August 9, 2018

Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

Hello Kitty Blanket

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.

I want the hello kitty blanket!!

by dutchdropje13 August 6, 2010

Boo Boo Kitty

In the 1960s TV show Laverne & Shirley, a black stuffed cat was named Boo Boo Kitty. This was Shirley’s childhood toy that she would cradle when she was sad. Actress Cindy Williams created this name one day while shooting a scene “off the cuff” when she grabbed a prop cat and the term just came out. Because SHE is brilliant. Others have since copied the term, one has claimed it as her own- but make no mistake it originated on this widely watched TV show that has been in re-runs for decades.

Laverne!!! I am so sad, I can’t believe that guy stood me up! Where’s Boo Boo Kitty??!

by Star monkey 72 February 13, 2019