Kirkman Treat

Eating a chocolate bar upside down to feel the 'veins' on your tongue.

Mal gave himself a Kirkman Treat and turned his Snickers bar upside down to eat it because he couldn't find a cock to suck.

by Kev's Lexicography December 10, 2025

Kirkbait

To bait someone in a way that is very kirked

Haris is such a kirkbaiter

by TermMaker December 11, 2025

Kirkin the the tirk

An extreme way to masturbate

"he said he's gonna go kirk the tirk." Kirkin the the tirk is to go hog-wild on your tallywhacker or vagina

by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Kirkin the tirk

To masturbate in an extreme or vigorous manner

"he was kirkin the tirk last night."

Eg. Kirkin the tirk is to go absolutely hog-wild on ones tallywhacker or vagina.

by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Kirkgasm

When Charlie Kirk owns liberals so hard that you literally have an organism

Dude that goth chick with a nose ring got owned so hard arguing about women's rights that I had a kirkgasm at the last TPUSA event

by Akloft2 December 12, 2025

Kirkify

Verb, to replace someone's face in an image with that of Charlie Kirk's face, usually done with AI or photoshop

*someone posts an image of the 67 kid*

Someone 2: @grok kirkify him

Then grok makes an image of the 67 kid, with charlie kirk's face

by TimothyPS December 13, 2025

kirkshot

when you bust a nut on someone's neck in honor of charlie kirk

Person 1: ooooh im boutta bussss
Person 2: woah it landed on my neck twin
Person 1: call that a kirkshot

by Morphiusx December 13, 2025