jizz bits

the tiny pieces of tissue you get stuck to your hand when you blow your load into the tissue...

i got to go was my hand i got jizz bits on my hand

by aphillia May 25, 2008

Jizz Snake

A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.

Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009

Jizz Jacket

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET

by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010

jizzabel

Nickname for isabel. jizzabels have a laugh that can scare some people so be careful around a jizzabel. Has a nice ass that guys (92) like to stare at. Is one of the stupidest people you will ever know.

1- oh my god that girl just told me that the kkk meant okay okay okay
2- she MUST be a jizzabel

by ilovejizzabel March 6, 2018

Jizz Boss

Someone who makes women drink their semen regularly. Absolute fucking Chad and will destroy your female's vagina at will.

Coined by Denzel Curry on his song, "Ice Age".

"Jizz boss. Make her drink the cum sauce."

by OmaeWaMouShindeiru1 January 6, 2020

Anti-Jizz

1. It's when some one completely butt fucks you, and screws you over so bad that it makes your jizz go in the reverse direction bringing excruciating pain to your balls.
2. When masterbating, and you are about to cum and nothing but dust comes out, you have just experienced an anti-jizz.
3. If someone is a complete douche-bag, and they get on your nerves every second of the day, they can be considered as the anti-jizz.

1. I jacked off so many times today that I experienced an ant-jizz.
2. Dale is the anti-jizz.
3. Kid 1: Someone just took my car!
Kid 2: Man that's the anti-jizz.

by DeputyDean March 4, 2008

auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 16, 2010