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Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint
Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.
by formerwebsters July 10, 2009
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jelly bracelets

black- hand job
white-blow job
pink- lap dance
yellow-whut ever the snapper wants
green-fingering
blue-make out
orange-intercourse
by tori April 19, 2004
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jelly bean

To plave your anus on the tip of someones nose while they are sleeping.
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.
Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........
by shit taster July 30, 2009
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jelly bracelets

some people do take these things litteraly and some dont i dont but some people at our school do
"they will turn out to be sluts when they grow up wont they"

"probably its not like they are virgins right now"
by hikaru May 19, 2004
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Jelly Jar

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?
by DC April 7, 2004
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Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger
If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly
by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011
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