jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women

“Is that Jacob?”

“Omg, it is, run!”

by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

That boy, that boy, that boy SUS

Jacob likes toes

by NotSusJacob September 30, 2020

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.

Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob

by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020

jacob

jacob is a guy with blond hair and would rather be out side and not in doors . he is a guy that hangs out with girls more then dudes and makes them laugh. he also has a really dirty mind.

omg why does jacob have such a dirty mind what he said made me laugh

by tumbob October 5, 2020