Jabait

When you bait a friend into a dumb joke or into a trap in a game

Frank, I can’t believe you had to jabait me into that claymore!

by Hamburgerman63 October 20, 2021

Thug Jabroni

A jabroni stuck in a time period falling between the mid 1990's and 2010 that rocks Coogi, Roca Wear, Tommy Hilfiger, etc. and wears doo rags, sag their pants to their knees and has gold teeth.

Tyrone is such a thug jabroni he's still wearing XXL shirts even though he's 150 lbs.

Lorenzo's got that Caprice on 24's that he listens to Trick Daddy in all trebled out, what a thug jabroni.

Carl is the only whit boy I know that braids his hair and has gold teeth. He wishes he was a thug jabroni.

by 727Haole October 22, 2012

Jabberwocky

often confused with JabbawockeeZ, which is a dance crew, a Jabberwocky is a mythical creature which is the subject of a poem written by Lewis Carol in the 1800s. Lewis Carol also wrote Alice in Wonderland and was toasted on oppium when writing both. the poem is as follows:

"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

just read the poem which is title Jabberwocky and is right above this.

by LeroytheAmish December 4, 2009

Jew Jabber

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!

The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.

by Da Capt'mn and Brova Man Tito May 23, 2008

Jaberwalk

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

by Jon December 7, 2003

Jabroski

A jabroni who's still a bro.

Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.

Rich: Marty's full of himself. He always talks smack but never lives up to it.

Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.

Rich: What a jabroski.

by Murphy Burns January 3, 2011

jabysitting

pronounced: jay-be-sitting

the constant act of accommodating a friend named jay, who's always in need; there's usually one in each social group. this individual is loved and wanted, but always needs help and therefore deserves unbridled, open mockery for it.

PERSON A: "yeah, we were going to head to lunch right now, but jay's on a call and needs 15 more minutes and someone to spot him."

PERSON B: "god...always jabysitting his ass...what else will he ask for?"

PERSON A: "he also needs to borrow $500."

PERSON B: "jesus..."

PERSON A: "after work, he also wants a ride home."

by dania screwedme June 16, 2011