jabysitting

pronounced: jay-be-sitting

the constant act of accommodating a friend named jay, who's always in need; there's usually one in each social group. this individual is loved and wanted, but always needs help and therefore deserves unbridled, open mockery for it.

PERSON A: "yeah, we were going to head to lunch right now, but jay's on a call and needs 15 more minutes and someone to spot him."

PERSON B: "god...always jabysitting his ass...what else will he ask for?"

PERSON A: "he also needs to borrow $500."

PERSON B: "jesus..."

PERSON A: "after work, he also wants a ride home."

by dania screwedme June 16, 2011

Bittorrent Babysitting

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

by smurfyman April 5, 2010

Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

babysitting

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session

yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.

by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019