Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Irish Seven Course Dinner

A six pack of beer and a sandwich

Hey Mick, give me an Irish seven course dinner and leave out the sandwich.

by alfinn October 22, 2008

Irish Diplomacy

An ancient method of diplomacy from the Emerald Isle. Two men who have an issue with each other agree to sit down at a table with a bottle of whisky between them. As they discuss their issue, they must match each other shot for shot. The diplomatic relations are not over until the bottle is gone or someone dies.

"Hey, why were you hanging out with Emily? I thought you hated that chick for stealing from you."
"It's all fine now, we used Irish Diplomacy and worked everything out"

by Panzerbjorn November 2, 2011

ires

'I'd rather eat shit'.

slang abbreviation used to express how much you don't want to do something.

'You want me to watch Nash Grier with you? ires!'

by internetawakening July 8, 2015

irish rainbow kiss

performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.

some may find the irish rainbow kiss disguisting, but I find it has a rather tangy taste to it.

by everett Graves June 20, 2006

Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew November 2, 2008

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004