Inspector Javert

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.

''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."

by javertbear February 3, 2012

instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.

-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.

"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"

by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

Instagrampage

Posting an abnormally high amount of pictures to your instagram account, essentially going on a rampage of uploading.

Geez, Brad really want on an instagrampage while he was on his trip to Washington DC

OMG, your new puppy makes me want to go on an instagrampage!

by newschopperbrad December 13, 2012

Instant Fat Lip

When someone hits you in the lip so hard that your lip turns into a fat lip almost instantly

Dude, you hit me so hard I got an instant fat lip!

by TobyMcNackel January 15, 2013

Insta liar

Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.

Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)

by G&Z February 9, 2014