National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.

"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it

It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!

by anonymous August 12, 2022

video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.

by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023