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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."
by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010
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human pup

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.
This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.
by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022
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Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.
“This video is a human whistle

“Human whistle, but I agree”
by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023
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Human Landslide

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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human jimbo

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis
jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo
by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020
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