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hawk 2: uhh

A rewording of the popular "Hawk Tuah" meme that makes it less obvious.
Hawk 2: Hawk 1?
Hawk 1: Huh?
Hawk 2: Uhh...
by jnd2008 December 30, 2024
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Hawking

Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose
by Kjst January 24, 2018
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Hawk

This dude is the captain of the order of scraps disposal They have a mom named Mama Hawk and Teamed up with meliodas he can turn into other things by eating them and he likes to pretend he has a power level of 3000 when he only has 30
Dude Watching 7ds:Whos this pig?
Me: thats hawk the best person in the show! (Maybe)
by MeliodasTrueMagic November 4, 2021
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hawk tuah

Hawk tuah is when someone spits on your thang
man 1: ill hawk tuah you vro ❤️
man 2: man shut yo bitch ass up 🥷
by JoeGoob March 20, 2025
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Cheese Hawk

A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son
by quiltingdiva February 4, 2010
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Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.
A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"
by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
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