Skip to main content

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.
"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."
by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009
mugGet the Handsexual mug.

handles

ability to roll a joint like a cigarette. or lock a blunt so flawlessly that the cigarillo returns to its pre-gutted form.

also called dells or bars
guy1) who wants to twist this?

guy2) give it to kip... he's got the best handles.

guy1) you got them bars kip?

kip) you already know.

guy1) sounds good to me. lock this isshhh
by ck slick March 17, 2010
mugGet the handles mug.

Handkerchief

The tool used to carry out the common practice of blowing your nose with your hand in the shower.
Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.

Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.
by Kentucky Fried Dragon March 7, 2009
mugGet the Handkerchief mug.

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.
Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.
by Janic Naud May 8, 2008
mugGet the Hander mug.

Two Handed Yak Stomp

A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."
by MTH January 15, 2008
mugGet the Two Handed Yak Stomp mug.

Hangle

(V.) To effectively harm in a particularly viscous manner, be it mental or physical, typically resulting in humiliation.

Originating from the words hang and dangle.
1. verbal
"You look like a hoe"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? IMA WHOMP YOU!"
"aww shoot. I'm going to get hangled."

2. mental
A man drops a dollar bill from his wallet in a store, the person behind him reaches down, scribbles "F*** YOU" on it, and then hands it back to him. The man then contemplates how hard he has been hangled.

3. physical
A young man punches the man next to him in the crotch. This man has just been hangled.
by GeromyWeil December 3, 2010
mugGet the Hangle mug.

left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.
Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!
by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005
mugGet the left handed hijack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email