How You doin’

The best pick up line on planet earth. It’s works 100% of the time. If you are worried that you won’t get the girl just smile and say How you doin’ and trust me you will get that girl.

Friend “ Dude how do I talk to her”
Me “ Oh I got it just say how you doin’

Friend “ will that really work ?”
Me “ Yes fir sure that is how I got my girlfriend “

by Trent Ander June 22, 2019

How dare you?

I shouldn´t be up here

You ruined my childhood, how dare you?

by Futýseq November 5, 2019

How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

How sweet

Used to pretend that your being nice, or feeling flattered when actually it is just a sarcastic retort.

Kind person: "You make me smile so much"

Sarcastic person: "Awww how sweet"

by haz87 October 28, 2012

How much is the fish

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

by Kongen2 October 7, 2008

How's your face?

How's your face? Is a common gloating technique used the day after doing bodily harm to someone's face.

*day after winning a fight*
Winner: "How's your face?"
Loser: "f*** off!"
Winner: "want more?"
Loser: *sulks off*

by Dorjan September 7, 2011

how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

by Theredpie May 12, 2017