johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

Horn

To cheat on one's significant other

Johnny horning you girl

by Jumpy Jacky August 21, 2017

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

luke horn cock

by ghybjvgcfdtfyguhjn June 6, 2022

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017

Horns

Extreme way of saying that someone is horny

Bro she's giving me the F*** me eyes, she must be hella horns

by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023