hesma 

a word used to describe a person who dont care about anything in this world . he doesnt go anywhere ,doesnt do anything , just keeps sitting in one place and enjoy his waste of time and space.

this word has taken its roots from the greek expression "hezo" which means "taking a shit" , so its basicaly a person who spends all his time in the toilet shitting for ever.

a)-have you moved your ass from the chair today?
-no
-hesma....

b)-you were cybering again?man...get a life
-cyber?i'm talking about the real shit here
-dont tell me you fucked her for real
-i was close
-...
-phonesex man
-jesus
-yeah , it saves time , no typing and shit
-fucking hesma

hesma by Reznor July 30, 2008

Heshe

Derived from ‘hesh', which comes from 1980’s skateboard and crossover heavy metal vernacular. Fashionwise, ‘heshe’ people take cues from next generation trends and subcultures, pushing what are defined to be timeless styles beyond the rigid modes of fashion. When used as an adjective, ‘heshe’ means cool, bold, daring, and woke as fuck.

That vintage Gaultier top is so heshe, I don't think it will ever go out of style.

That’s super heshe of you to go off on your uncle for not understanding that all lives don’t matter until Black Lives Matter.

Heshe by heshegirl June 26, 2020

hesda 

Someone who shops at Asda for fun.

Person 1: dude where’s she going?
Person 2: she’s going to Asda..
Person 1: nharly dude... she’s such a hesda!!

hesda by Hayilaa Hughes November 18, 2020

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink by Ulphy September 22, 2008

Hesh Lord 

the god of the religion, Gnarism

"DUDE, that was siiiiiiiiiick, praise Hesh Lord

Hesh Lord by ganjmon March 10, 2011

Seat Cushion Hesitation 

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

Seat Cushion Hesitation by pandamonger September 21, 2009

Heswedeh 

A popular middle eastern slang word that means anything and everything. May usually take place of words such as damn, hell or shoot.

Ahmed: Oh heswedeh. I lost my keys again.

Fatima: You damn heswedeh!

Omar: Thank heswedeh I got an A on my bible studies exam.

Heswedeh by gibneh January 13, 2010