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Flesh Goggles

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.
Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.
by ramon3ord5th April 4, 2014
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Japanese rain goggles

Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up
by iamdtf May 15, 2018
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Beer Goggles

What you are looking through after you have put away a case of beer.
After a night of drinking I had trouble keyboarding because I had my Beer Googles on.
by Flagger McCord December 3, 2004
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goggle

this green stuff that your parents make you eat (veggies)
by Scotty Van Eerden October 16, 2003
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straight goggles

adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles
Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.
by Malik Soul June 1, 2007
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shiza goggles

The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
by Ace Boogie January 9, 2009
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