jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

ass fucking cock sucker

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker

You sir, are an ass fucking cock sucker!

by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003

mind-fucking

To stimulate someone's mind with intellectually, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually intriguing conversation. To be able to take someone to a state of euphoric bliss just by talking to them.

"Last night, my girl and I talked for hours about everything under the sun. I felt like she knew me, she understood me. I felt high, like I was floating on cloud nine. I do believe she is mind-fucking me!"

by Diva Divine May 22, 2010

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

fucking superman

An insane clone of superman with testosterone for blood, who flies through the air throwing pelvic thrusts and dry humping anything that gets in his way. The raw force of his flying leaps can smash most supervillains at the molecular level. Fucking Superman does not dicriminate between man, woman, animal, or inanimate object. He cannot be stopped by conventional weapons, but he can be rendered helpless if the source of his power comes into contact with latex. He is considered to be several times stronger than the normal superman.

If Fucking Superman can't pound his way through it, Superman wouldn't stand a chance!

by The Cuthbert Gobblecock Literary Fund of America February 18, 2004

fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.

1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

fucking a bucket

taking the plunge and not touching the sides

she was so loose it was like fucking a bucket

by cutedeafguy October 18, 2010