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Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back
Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...
by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019
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flatass

like fatass, but with super flat people
person a: which person in here haz the biggest boobs
person b: me ofc

person c: no fuck u ur flat af
person a: stfu flatass
by aarghh c coom arghh September 30, 2020
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FlatBread

🫓=∅
Whether it makes cents or not, tells how low income you is.

By definition, it's way better than bread crumbs though not much self-rising as it oughta become.
Synonyms/Antonyms:

🍞LOAF High Stack💵; real bread
🍕SLICE A short share of your stock; dividend
🥯BAGEL Sex Money; dirty bands
🍔SLIDER - Large; heft; awesome person
🥪SANDWICH - unexpected pressure
🥐CROISSANT - Flakey; bigger bread crumbs; puff pastry; imitation
B: Hey Mac, since you love cheese, had you ever once gotten FlatBread before?

M: As the DaBaby said himself: ♪I tell them broke boy to shut up♪ -- But in mixed feelings, why still resume doing that same old, same old for nothing much than less, Bill?

B: Ah! Right! I get you! So I take it you never pull-up in the lanes of fast-food before, just the standard grocer. All day everyday

M: considering if it's well spent. $$
by FallenGrit June 18, 2021
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Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?
Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021
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flat billed ball cap

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.
by Kirkury May 29, 2022
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Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014
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Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire
I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.
by bs May 13, 2005
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