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Flingle

To be in a fling and be single at the same time, usually the stage before it officially becomes a full fledged fling, or casual sexual relationship. Usually between 2 and 5 sexual encounters before the fuck friend phase. This stage generally occurs when one realizes that good sex cant be just a one night stand, or if one realizes that the other person would suck as a mate but is amazing in the sack.
Mary Jane was such a good fuck, and she made breakfast, I'm thinking of taking it to the next level with her. I'll have to update my Facebook status from single to Flingle
by St. Lucian SALOP February 25, 2010
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flying ass choke

most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.
"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."
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flying fuck

Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.

Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."

Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
by Swivelnuts November 10, 2011
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007
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Flinger

The flinger is a sexual act in which right before ejaculation during sex, the man will put the tip of the penis at the edge of the vagina and at the point of cumming you fling the penis out and cum all over the chick, preferably aiming towards the tits would be my suggestion.
"Flinger attack, I CHOSE YOU!" or "watch this flinger bitch"
by Rick_aka_lrc3 March 3, 2010
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Flying Sex

Me and my girlfriend went skydiving so I decided to have Flying Sex with her and she agreed to it.
by Frightfuldog November 10, 2009
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flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
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