Flaccid

Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general

" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."

by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023

falconhand

Alternate way to call someone a cool person who is well informed.

Oh my gosh, is that a falconhand? He's so cool!

by bumblebreezy February 20, 2023

Flac Jac

The act of ejaculation while having a flaccid penis

The cold air made my nips so hard. I couldn't stop myself from a flac jac. I even had recoil I flac jacked so hard.

by simplyjames March 1, 2023

Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

facoon

FACOON is a one of a kind

FACOON falls down and the ball is stolen!!
FACOON DONT DO IT!
FACOOOON FACOOOON (Call)

by FACOON June 18, 2023

FALCON

the falcon is a no nonsense menace who never takes no for a answer,A falcon usually atracts older aged counterparts due to his sheer presence.

the falcon never takes no for a answer

the falcon is a stud

I love the falcons sheer presence

by cocoolll July 13, 2023