Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 5, 2010

big fifty

A .50 caliber Sharps rifle used by professionals for buffalo hunting. It was 16 pounds unloaded, with three-quarter inch, 120-grain black powder cartridges loaded for differing ranges.

Clayton: Damn that's a big gun!

Melanie: It's a Big Fifty

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

fatty fat chips

A chip that gives your wiener the ability to fly towards various taco bells .

when a female approaches you, your fatty fat chips take place in this situation perfectly.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

Fatty Mcluckins

An immensely fat person who is comparable to a whale. Tends to eat food en route food.

Kenya: Oh shit Tanya, N'shae the fatty mcluckins is coming to the que in the canteen
Tanya: Shock that's all a mcluckins does, never me

by unlimetedbants December 4, 2014

Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 August 3, 2015

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

by wallaby44 November 11, 2015