fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith January 6, 2008

Fail

noun, something or someone that is not good.

That jerk Dave is fail.
I feel so fail today.
That movie sucked. Yeah, it was fail.

by Rizzzle November 16, 2006

epic fail

terrible failure
failing really bad

steven epic failed when he started to play ms

by jupha November 23, 2007

senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles September 28, 2008

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009

Fail Day

A day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid :(

You: Whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes ...

Me: Well I'm still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.

by PleaseBeAwareThatIAmYou May 3, 2009